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Monday, December 13, 2010 - 6:39 AM § in ,

Delhi Police Cracks Assange Rape Case

Stockholm: A team of slueths belonging to the Delhi Police have cracked the rape case Julian Assange was accused of being involved in. In fact, the actual perpetrator has been identified as Mukesh Sharma, a cab driver of Indian origin. Although the slueths refrained from giving details, sources informed [...]

Tuesday, November 23, 2010 - 9:16 AM § in , , ,

ABCD

PS:Kindly overlook the lousy pun in the title [...]

Friday, November 19, 2010 - 2:33 PM § in

The Flying (Disgr)Ace

A 'flying ace' is a pilot who has gunned down several enemy aircraft(usually more than five). There have been several famous 'aces', the most famous amongst them probably being Manfred Von Richtofen, aka the 'Red Baron'. However, the past few years have borne witness to the emergence of the greatest [...]

Friday, November 12, 2010 - 5:00 PM § in

Our Noob Goes Whammy

Ournoob Goeswhammy was standing by his window, his hands in his pockets, with a frown on his face. His top floor office in the swanky Crimes Now headquarters offered him a sweeping view of the Arabian sea. But the view failed to lift his spirits. He was still mulling over the problem at hand. The sheer irony of it almost brought a smile to his face. Almost. He couldn't believe that he, Ournoob Goeswhammy, [...]

Saturday, September 25, 2010 - 2:37 PM § in ,

THE GAME CHANGER

This ought to inspire more youngsters to enter politics [...]

Sunday, July 25, 2010 - 4:39 AM § in

GOVERNMENT TO MAKE POVERTY INCLUSIVE

The UPA government is considering a radical new approach to the problem of creating an inclusive society. After the disheartening and abysmal failure of all their development plans and the alarming rise in economical inequities in a rapidly developing nation, the government has come up with a novel [...]

Sunday, May 30, 2010 - 7:44 AM § in

Kal-Age

Finally I've gotten down to writing a post about my college.I study in this college which is located in some obscure village near the suburbs of Chennai. The nearest landmark is perhaps Madhya Kailash, which is about 35km away. No seriosly! Most directions to college end with, "From Madhya Kailash just keep going down the road, for like eternity. Eventually you will chance upon the campus(or rather [...]

Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 5:56 AM § in

Fevicol's New Brand Ambassador

Advertising Agency: The Mallu Lampoon Creative Director: Um. Me? Art Directors: Me again? Copywriter: Who else?:P Photographer: Flicked off the net :| Additional Credits: Suresh Kalmadi :) Published: April  2 [...]

Thursday, April 15, 2010 - 11:13 AM § in

The Insti that must not be named!

The Lampoon is extremely pleased to present it's readers with an exclusive interview with Mr.Vidiadharan Puller, popularly known as Vidia, who is the Dean, Chairman and President of the International Institute of Strategy and Management (IISM). ML: Firstly I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule for participating in this interview. VP:Not at all. My pleasure! ML: To [...]